Conversations in my Head: Fat Me

Hey, Fat Me.

Hmmm?  What, um, did
you want me?

Yeah, man.
You gotta lay off dude.

Whaddya mean?

It's been two weeks my friend.  I 

understood why you were taking 

care of me early one...I think.  

I still gotta work on that whole

 "reach a goal then fail" 

thing, but dude, 

its time to lay off.

Really?  Was thinking a nice bowl of
popcorn with butter
and salt would be a
good way to end the
evening.  You can
start again tomorrow?

See that's just it.  It's been 

"start again tomorrow" everyday 

for two weeks.  Look man, I 

know you love me 

and this is your 

way of caring for me.  

And, in my own way, I 

kinda needed you.  

But know I need to get back to it.

So no popcorn, then?

Sorry.

Pizza rolls?

Nope.

Granola bar?  Granola is healthy you know.

No, man.  We're cool.