In Brief

• This morning, on the home scale, in a more advanced state of being disrobed than at the hospital weigh in: 288.8
• When I stepped off the scale then back on: still 288.8
• I pinched myself.  I was not sleeping.
• Wife still healing.  Had a remarkable example of that during the last 36 hours which included
•  the Home Owner's Association, 
• a fake letter from the HOA, 
• an anonymous cowardly douchenozzle of a neighbor and 
• wife's attempt adding her personal touch to our back yard.  
• While her self esteem hasn't escaped unscathed, it is remarkable how well she has held herself up.
• The real HOA people told us that, unfortunately, the anonymous cowardly douchenozzle neighbor was right.
• I have an anonymous cowardly douchenozzle of a neighbor.